Crank Yankers 2002, Comedy Central - puppets doing crank calls
Very funny and nasty, not for little kids
Here's the eps I have:
Tape 1:
1-3 Tenacious D 16-Jun-2002
Elmer Higgins looks for an apartment.
Gladys complains about a surprise in her car.
Batman's nemesis calls information.
Mooshu calls a record store.
Birchum applies for a construction job.
Special Ed books a trip.
Tenacious D, (Jack Black & Kyle Gass), performs at the Rusty Trombone.
1-4 23-Jun-2002
Spoonie Luv wants "tee time" at a country club.
Elmer Higgins needs a new hearing aid.
Wanda calls a lady from an adult website company.
Niles Standish needs a health care assistant.
Touch-Tone Terrorists trick a woman into thinking she called a parcel service.
1-6 Super Dave Osborne 07-Jul-2002
A lady dials the wrong numbers, thinking she called a parcel service, another
victim of the Touch-Tone Terrorists.
Niles Standish seeks a calligrapher to make invitations.
Helen Higgins has trouble with a foul-mouth parrot.
Bobby Fletcher tries to find a job at a counseling center.
Tony Deloge tries to get a vote from a troubled family.
1-7 Sarah Silverman, Ween 14-Jul-2002
Hadassh conducts a survey for Oprah magazine.
Spoonie Luv sends ideas to a greeting card company.
Sav Macauley calls an old married couple to play "The Phone Zone."
Bobby Fletcher calls for direction, while giving his grandfather a bath.
Ween makes a musical performance at the Rusty Trombone.
1-9 28-Jul-2002
Karl Malone is looking to buy Beanie Babies.
Bobby Fletcher looks for a job at an auto repair shop.
Hadassah calls from the municipal waste department.
Birchum needs help to moves his 600 lbs. wife.
Danny calls a catering company.
Elmer makes a complaint to a cable company.
1-10 04-Aug-2002
Elmer Higgins complains to a parcel service company.
Spoonie Luv orders roses.
Gene Winterbuck requests books from a library.
Hadassah experiences some irritation.
The Phone Zone contacts a very disturbed man.
Tony Deloge tries to get votes from a nurse at a retirement home.
1-1 Jun 2 2002
Shavin, calls Reba's Bed and Breakfast.
Bob Carlman calls a Dick
Elmer Higgins lodges a complaint at a fried chicken chain
Hadassah responds to a nanny wanted ad
Rob calls 976 phone sex line to lend his deaf friend a hand
The Wu-Tang Clan perform at Yankerville's "Rusty Trombone" Club.
1-2 09-Jun-2002 (cut off in the middle,
need the rest)
Cammie the blind stripper calls Rick's Tally-Ho strip club, needs a job
Boomer and The Nudge, radio djs, call 7-11 for a contest
Spoonie Luv calls a flower shop, orders roses
2-3 Mar 18 2003
OCD Ken (Kevin Nealon) calls a phone sex line.
Special Guest Snoop Dogg wants to run for senator.
Speical Ed (Bobby Florentine) wants to see a movie.
Hadassh (Sarah Silverman)calls a lingerie store.
Birchum (Adam Corolla) calls a stable.
Kevin (Kevin Kimmel) needs help with his homework.
Snoop Dogg calls a record store.
1-5 June 30 2003
Jim Florentine as "Bobby Fletcher," tries to apply for a job, but
belches through the entire phone conversation, which does not make a good
first impression.
"Lisa" voiced by Lisa Kushell calls tech support because there is
something about computer lingo that really turns her on.
Dave Attell as "Frank" calls an electrolysis center to get quotes
and information on what would be involved in having all of his monkey's hair
removed.
"Brichum" voiced by Adam Carolla had misplaced his prosthectic leg
at the Yankerville Country Club and calls Lost & Found to see if they
have it. Birchum, still bitter about serving in 'Nam, gets into a heated argument
with the Country Club empolyee.
Jimmy Kimmel as "Terrence," Bill Cosby's personal assistant, makes
a dinner reservation for Bill Cosby, but warns the hostess about the certain
rules and regulations Mr. Cosby expects when dining in public.
"Danny" voiced by David Allen Grier is a puppet with the flu that
calls a phone sex line and manages to continue the conversation in between
his vomiting.
Tape 2 (8 hrs)
2-4
Terrence calls as Olsen Twins' compound to set up for them to play pintball
Bobby Fletcher calls water company and hits a person with his truck while
on the phone
Elmer is having technical difficulties and can't fit a VHS tape in the DVD
player
Jeff calls a variety store
Cammie wants a delivery of pizza & sex
Tony Deloge calls a sporting goods store and asks for free clubs
George calls a nutrition center with swelled balls
2-5
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) calls a photo studio.
Special Ed (Jim Florentine) tells knock-knock jokes.
Chip Douglas (Fred Armisen) is a building a home.
Dom (Dom Irrera)tries to settle a dispute.
Birchum(Adam Corolla) has a close encounter.
Haddassah (Sarah Silverman) calls a perfume counter to complain.
OCD Ken (Kevin Nealon) needs a new cleaning lady.
2-6
A woman named Michelle gets a shocking phone call....FROM 97.1's
BOOMER & THE NUDGE!!! (Jimmy Kimmel & Patton Oswalt)
Steven Goldstein (Bobcat Goldthwait) looks for an agent.
Landanlius Truefeld (David Alan Grier), A.K.A."THE
TRUTH", offers to be a spokesperson.
Niles Standish (Tony Barbieri) calls a ranch.
A foreign guy (Dane Cook) calls a used car lot.
Gladys (Wanda Sykes) calls a hardware store for some
help.
2-7
Birchum wants swimming lessons for his siamese twin kids
2-8
Bobby calls a country store, can't stop burping
2-9
Ken makes a friend in Alaska
2-10
Hadasdsah calls a landfill looking for her diary
(2-11 was a best of clip show so I didn't bother taping it)
2-12
Terrence books an appearance for J.K. Rowling
2-13
Gladys goes behind bars looking for love
2-14 Sep 30, 2003
Hadassa Calls a sperm bank
2-15 Oct 7, 2003
Bobby needs a loan and burps a lot
2-17
Emer is having computer technical difficulties
2-16
Terrence calls a casting agent for George Wence
A stripper calls a ghostbuster about haunted breast
implants
2-19
Gladys makes a call to a sleezy man
2-18
Birchum wants to help chilren
2-20 Nov 11, 2003
Niles has a new hobby - people hunting
2-21
Sonny Tanning singing phonegram
2-?
Gladys calls about a broken ATM machine.